A sarcastic love letter to political projection ?
MAGA, I’ve got to hand it to you.
You tried to warn us.
You said Biden would destroy the country.
That he was corrupt. Senile. Crooked.
That he’d ruin the economy, erase our history, and embarrass us on the world stage.
You knew he was going to be a disaster.
And now, here we are.
Biden’s out. ?
Your guy’s back in. ?
And let me tell you—what a relief it is to finally have a leader who truly reflects everything you claimed to hate about the last one.
Let’s review, shall we? ?
? 1. Corruption & Grift
You said Biden was using the presidency to enrich his family.
And yet, Trump made at least $160 million from foreign governments during his presidency (CREW, 2023; ProPublica, 2023).
- Ivanka Trump was granted 18 trademarks from China while working in the White House.
- Jared Kushner secured a massive $2 billion investment from the Saudis after leaving office.
- And Trump himself funneled taxpayer money into his own businesses, billing the Secret Service for rooms at his properties (New York Times, 2022; CREW Reports, various).
Even Forbes couldn’t keep up with the cross-pollination of politics and profit.
? 2. Mental Fitness & Public Gaffes
Yes—Biden stumbles over his words. He’s old.
But if mental clarity matters, your guy isn’t exactly giving lucid genius. ?
In 2025 alone, Trump claimed:
- Battery-powered boats could electrocute people while sharks circle below.
- Millions of 140-year-olds are receiving Social Security.
- Scientists are “making mice transgender.”
- Immigrants are “eating the dogs.”
- He repeatedly confused Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi—a pattern that began in 2024 and continued well into 2025.
Sources: NDTV (June 2025), PBS, PolitiFact (2025)
? 3. Education & Indoctrination
You warned us Biden would force leftist ideology into schools.
Instead, Trump’s administration signed an Executive Order in Jan 2025 banning federally funded schools from respecting the identities of trans and gender-nonconforming students. The order also mandates that educators present a whitewashed, “patriotic” version of U.S. history.
He’s pulled funding from institutions deemed “too woke,” and school boards are banning books faster than libraries can restock.
Sources: Lambda Legal (Jan 2025), Washington Post, PEN America, NPR
? 4. From Whispers to Lewdness
You said Biden was indecent.
Trump mimed oral sex on a microphone in front of a crowd in 2024.
He also:
- Was found liable for sexual abuse and defamation in the E. Jean Carroll case.
- Bragged about grabbing women.
- Continues to sell gold sneakers and MAGA Bibles while facing 91 felony counts.
- And let’s not even get started on the Epstein nonsense—you know that chapter isn’t closed.
? 5. History & Erasure
You said Biden was erasing our history.
Trump’s team removed Tuskegee Airmen and Navajo Code Talkers from military websites as part of a “DEI rollback.”
Meanwhile, his allies are rewriting textbooks to omit slavery, censor civil rights leaders, and present colonization as exploration.
Sources: Military.com (Jan 2025), Politico (Feb 2025), AFT (July 2025)
????? 6. Family Values
You said Biden lacked family values.
Meanwhile:
- Don Jr. is still on a social media bender (Daily Beast, Mar 2025).
- Eric? Still riding coattails into irrelevance.
- And Trump used the death of his ex-wife Ivana as a potential tax break by burying her at his golf course.
So, yes. MAGA—you were right.
You said Biden would ruin America, and now we’re watching it unravel…
…under the man you helped put back in power.
Congratulations on the self-own.
? Still pretending it’s Biden’s fault? Bless your heart.
? Revisit Part One: “MAGA, I’ve Got to Hand It to You.”
? A flashback to the warnings—every accusation, now in reverse.
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